I’m a headache drama queen,
 no one knows where I’ve been.
Upset and angry teen,
supernatural human being.
Life like a paper bag,
empty and seems so sad.
Punk rock seemed so rad,
once I was a young lad.

There’s no place like home,
even though you’re far away.
There’s no place like home,
I wish I was here to stay.

I’m a teen flick porno freak,
love playing hide and seek.
Got a spot on my check,
I really need to take a leak.
Listen to blink 182,
Metallica I think theyre poo.
Got some shit on my shoe,
who the fuck are you.

There’s no place like home,
even though you’re far away.
There’s no place like home,
I wish I was here to stay.
There’s no place like home,
even though you’re far away.
There’s no place like home,
I wish I was here to stay.